At 12:00 AM on January 1st, people of all shapes and sizes across the world stood up and proclaimed, “This year, I will go to the gym more often.”
At 6:00 PM on January 3rd, there was not a single treadmill available at Work Out World.
I would be a hypocrite if I were mad about that. It had been my New Year’s resolution as well. But, I had been making a substantial effort to attend the gym more often even before the ball dropped, so in a way I felt cheated.
Having long since joined and attended the gym, but bitching and moaning all the way, did I deserve the right to a treadmill more than someone who had no delusions about fitness before last Monday? No, certainly not. I didn’t have any more rights than anyone else there, new member or regular.
Of course, I wouldn’t call myself a regular. Even though I’ve been able to maintain my target attendance rate for a few weeks now, calling me a regular was like calling Paris Hilton a celebrity. Oh sure, she’s at the parties, but what does she really do?
Luckily, the problem wasn’t as evident when I went Saturday. But that raises another interesting question. If it was 60 degrees and sunny out, why was I looking to use a treadmill? I think it’s funny that I hadn’t even considered that question until I was in the car, and even then I dismissed it immediately. Jog, like, outside? Ha! Right. There are, like, bears outside.
Ultimately, I could argue that I needed to go to the gym anyway to use the weightlifting machines. I can’t picture any real world activity that would emulate what those machines do for me. Maybe if I was trapped under a log, which I had to lift 10 times in a row to escape. Of if I had to pull myself onto a moving train in sets of 3. Perhaps if I wanted to clap for my favorite band on stage, but there were two 8-year-olds clinging to each arm.