1/10/2007

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At 12:00 AM on January 1 st , people of all shapes and sizes across the world stood up and proclaimed, “This year, I will go to the gym more...
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1/07/2007

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Have you ever felt attached to something that is completely without emotional value? I’m not talking about a teddy bear, or a book written b...
12/04/2006

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Bachelorette: Te he, OK, bachelor number 4; If I was an ice cream cone, how would you lick me? Audience: Wooooo! Bachelor Number ...
11/28/2006

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So I’m at the gym yesterday, sitting the wrong way in the chest press machine, wondering how I’m supposed to lift all that weight with my el...
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11/26/2006

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Shitty Horror Movie #439: The Prowler I think after chipping away so much at my personal standards, I may have finally managed to lower ...
11/09/2006

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Every once in a while, when I’m going through my to-do items at home, I’ll come across the sticky note I wrote a while back that says, “What...
10/10/2006

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My bathroom sink blew up in my face. It’s blown up before, but not while I was home, much less looking at it saying to myself, “What’s t...
10/08/2006

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My roommate’s cat is trying to eat me. I think it’s the soap I use. I got out of the shower a little while ago, and now she’s sitting on...
10/03/2006

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Exercise blows. It’s one of the few things that only gets better after you keep doing it. Beer giving you a headache the next morning? D...
9/19/2006

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Do you nullify the health benefits of yogurt when you pour bits of candy into it? I’m talking about “Yo Crunch” yogurts which come with bi...