Bachelorette: Te he, OK, bachelor number 4; If I was an ice cream cone, how would you lick me?

Audience: Wooooo!

Bachelor Number 4: Well first, I would take my Lactaid pills, because I am lactose intolerant and I would hate to lick you then get all bloated and nauseous. I would then lick you hard and quick until I get an ice cream headache, at which point I would sit down and put my head between my legs, and say things to you like, “This has never happened to me before.”