So I’m at the gym yesterday, sitting the wrong way in the chest press machine, wondering how I’m supposed to lift all that weight with my elbows, when it occurs to me that I don’t have any pent up energy.

“Go to the gym,” they say, “I’ll be a great way to work out that pent up energy and stress.”

Not me. I have the opposite of pent up energy. I have pent up naps; threatening to break out at any moment.