God: “Jon, this is God speaking.”

Jon: “Wow! God! What’s up?”

God: “There is a great rain coming, I want you to build a mighty ark and gather the animals of the earth.”

Jon: “Whoa, whoa. How am I going to manage that?”

God: “You will succeed with my blessing.”

Jon: “Oh, man.”

Time passes.

God: “Jon, how’s it going?”

Jon: “Not great, it’s starting to rain and I’ve only finished half the ark and gathered two possums and a rabid squirrel… wow, it’s really pouring now. I must finish the ark before it’s too late!”

The rain stops.

Jon: "What? It stopped."

God: “Snicker, snicker.”

Jon: “Hey, wait a minute, didn’t you make a covenant promising you’d never flood the Earth again?”

God: “HA HA! SUCKER!”

Jon: “God is cruel.”