When I stepped out of the batting cage last night I looked at Chris and said, “Damn, I suck. It’s a wonder I didn’t hurt myself.” When I woke up this morning, I realized that I had.

I’m not sure of the medical term for it, but in a nutshell, I seem to have pulled my ass muscle. My left butt cheek aches like a mother. And, going to the bathroom has become a very delicate procedure. I think that’s as much as anyone wants to know.

P.S. Happy Mother’s Day!