Dear Mastercard,

It is my great privilege to notify you that your credit card offer has been pre-rejected!

That’s right, you qualify right NOW for absolutely NO money from me, NO paperwork, and NO interest for at least 90 days!

Think of the freedom, think of the peace of mind, think of the money you’ll save on stamps! Don’t wait, act now and throw away any future letters to me!

Sincerely,
The Jonathan Corporation