At Electronics Boutique there are certain games that have a sticker on them reading "Free With Trade-In, Ask Us How." Well, I asked them how. The clerk told me that if I trade in enough games to equal the value of the game with the sticker on it, then I can have that game for "Free." This seemed pretty fucking obvious. I looked at him and said, "Well, for the record, if I trade in enough dollar bills to equal the value of that game, I can have that game free too."

He didn't see the humor in it. It was then that I realized that I had become an asshole mall customer. I apologize, but it just had to be said. Those stickers are pointless.