Excerpt from Jon’s Neighbors’ Dog’s Day Planner

5:30AM Wake up

6:00AM Bark

6:30AM Eat

7:00AM Go walkies, Bark

7:30AM See next door guy leave for work, bark at him.

9:00AM Bark, raise pitch

10:00AM Find something interesting in the back yard. Bark at it.

12:00PM Sit in window, bark at passing cars.

2:00PM Bark

3:00PM Leave doo doo on neighbor’s lawn. Bark at it.

5:30PM See next door guy come home from work. Run up to him. Jump on him. Spaz out. Bark.

6:30PM Eat

7:00PM Go Walkies, Bark

8:00PM Sky going dark. Barking might make it light again.

9:00PM Not working, sky still dark. Bark louder.

10:00PM Go sleepy